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	<description>So let it be sayeth, so let it be voted.</description>
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		<title>God says Clinton&#8217;s unwillingness to admit defeat echoes Satan</title>
		<description>  God appeared on Wednesday's Oprah where He was asked some tough, hard hitting questions.&#160; Oprah wanted to know why He let bad things happen, who would win American Idol, and what's the deal with Senator Hillary Clinton not conceding defeat?&#160; God said her stubbornness was reminiscent of a ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/05/08/god-says-clintons-unwillingness-to-admit-defeat-echoes-satan</link>
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		<title>God calls on Obama supporters to heal intellectual delusion</title>
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Senator Barack Obama made headlines Tuesday for his speech on healing racial divides and addressing the comments made by his preacher.  The Internet immediately lit up with swooning Democrats erupting into tears that he did no fail to mention to hope during his speech.  Meanwhile, God had some ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/18/god-calls-on-obama-supporters-to-heal-intellectual-delusion</link>
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		<title>God unsure what to think of McCain’s little basketball gambling ring</title>
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Senator John McCain has added an NCAA Division I men's basketball tournament contest to his campaign web site.  Visitors to the site can fill out their own bracket and compete against the Arizona senator to see who has the best picks.  Prizes of McCain 2008 merchandise are being ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/17/god-unsure-what-to-think-of-mccain%e2%80%99s-little-basketball-gambling-ring</link>
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		<title>God distances Himself from Obama’s preacher as well</title>
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Senator Barack Obama is not the only one unhappy with his minister.  The Rev. Jeremiah Wright has been under much scrutiny this past week for comments he has made in the past, including some laying the blame for 9/11 at the feet of the United States.  Now, God ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/16/god-distances-himself-from-obama%e2%80%99s-preacher-as-well</link>
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		<title>God admits a bit of a schoolgirl crush on Obama</title>
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Senator Barack Obama may seem blessed by many, but he received another blessing earlier today.  While appearing on a segment of The View, God admitted that even He had a bit of a "schoolgirl crush" on the Illinois Senator.  Whoopi Goldberg proceeded to give the Lord a high-five.

The ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/14/god-admits-a-bit-of-a-schoolgirl-crush-on-obama</link>
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		<title>God clarifies He’s older than John McCain by six weeks</title>
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The issue of age has become somewhat of a liability for Senator John McCain this election year.  While his competitors have been somewhat mum on the issue, the media has continually questioned it.  Is America really ready for the oldest man to ever become President?  Meanwhile, one ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/14/god-clarifies-he%e2%80%99s-older-than-john-mccain-by-six-weeks</link>
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		<title>God reminds Eliot Spitzer that He’s serious about all Ten Commandments</title>
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A press conference was called by God today in White Plains, New York.  During the thirty second prepared speech, the Lord succinctly noted, "Yes, I am still serious about all Ten Commandments."  With that, He left the press conference.

An Associated Press later caught up with God as he ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/12/god-reminds-eliot-spitzer-that-he%e2%80%99s-serious-about-all-ten-commandments</link>
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		<title>God annoyed that when the phone rings at 3 a.m. no one thinks to pray</title>
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Much stink has been made about the Senator Hillary Clinton ad asking voters who they want answering the phone at 3 a.m. during an emergency.  Clinton backers argue the ad cuts to the heart of the issue of Senator Barack Obama's lack of experience, while Obama supporters claim it ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/11/god-annoyed-that-when-the-phone-rings-at-3-am-no-one-thinks-to-pray</link>
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		<title>God chagrined by revelation He has fewer friends than Tom on MySpace</title>
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The Lord has been quite ever since He was put on the spot during a live web interview on AOL.  During the live chat, one inquisitive information seeker asked the question that has been burning at theologians for centuries-how many friends does God have on MySpace?  After some ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/10/god-chagrined-by-revelation-he-has-fewer-friends-than-tom-on-myspace</link>
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		<title>God chastises Obama supporters; reminds flock that Obamania is not actual religion</title>
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Residents of Madison, Wisconsin were shocked to see God take to their streets today.  The purpose of this rare public appearance?  "I'm just trying to remind everyone that while Senator Barack Obama might be hopeful, he's not actually the Messiah," God said.  He went on to clarify ...</description>
		<link>http://www.politicogod.com/2008/03/09/god-chastises-obama-supporters-reminds-flock-that-obamania-is-not-actual-religion</link>
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