God appeared on Wednesday’s Oprah where He was asked some tough, hard hitting questions.  Oprah wanted to know why He let bad things happen, who would win American Idol, and what’s the deal with Senator Hillary Clinton not conceding defeat?  God said her stubbornness was reminiscent of a former friend of His.

“You know, Oprah, in many ways she reminds me of my old friend Lucifer.  Much like Clinton, there was a time when all of us in Heaven loved Lucifer.  Then he got a little too big for his britches, if you know what I mean.”

Oprah acknowledged that she knew all too well about becoming too big for one’s britches.

“So, anyway, we had our falling out, and he became ruler of the underworld and all that.  Then I dictated Revelation and all the world has accepted it but him!  You have no idea how hard I’ve tried, ” the Lord said.  “He keeps clamoring on about a soul here, or a sin there.  He’s real big on how only he can win the masses.  Meanwhile, he labels all the pious as elitists over the sinners.”

God later admitted in the interview that He was unsure of Reverend Wright’s intentions and compared him to Loki, the Norse god of mischief.

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