God appeared on Wednesday’s Oprah where He was asked some tough, hard hitting questions.  Oprah wanted to know why He let bad things happen, who would win American Idol, and what’s the deal with Senator Hillary Clinton not conceding defeat?  God said her stubbornness was reminiscent of a former friend of His.

“You know, Oprah, in many ways she reminds me of my old friend Lucifer.  Much like Clinton, there was a time when all of us in Heaven loved Lucifer.  Then he got a little too big for his britches, if you know what I mean.”

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