Mar
18th

God calls on Obama supporters to heal intellectual delusion

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Senator Barack Obama made headlines Tuesday for his speech on healing racial divides and addressing the comments made by his preacher. The Internet immediately lit up with swooning Democrats erupting into tears that he did no fail to mention to hope during his speech. Meanwhile, God had some concerns about the revelry.

Speaking with NPR, God noted that, “Racial separation is not something I ever intended. I find it incredibly sad that some white people refuse to sit by a black person, or a Jewish person. They do know what my son actually looked like, right? He went on in the interview to say that he enjoyed Obama’s speech, but had some issues.

“It’s great that people are so excited about their futures,” God said. “That’s why I went against my better judgment and gave you all free will. But I hope some folks remember this guy, you know, isn’t my son.” God concluded his comments saying he found the rligious devotion to Obama, “a little scary, and I’m old enough to remember the Romans.”


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