
Senator Barack Obama may seem blessed by many, but he received another blessing earlier today. While appearing on a segment of The View, God admitted that even He had a bit of a “schoolgirl crush” on the Illinois Senator. Whoopi Goldberg proceeded to give the Lord a high-five.
The comment came after host Barbara Walters joked that many Obama supporters seemed to not just be infatuated with the presidential candidate, but actually in love with him. There were a few laughs before a moment of silence. That was when Whoopi Goldberg jumped in and admitted she definitely did. After another brief awkward pause the Lord sheepishly added that He too had a bit of a crush.
The rapid following that Obama receives from his supporters have led some to refer to his campaign as “cultish.” But can something be called cultish if God is part of it? While not a full endorsement, it never hurts to have the big guy upstairs on your side.
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