A press conference was called by God today in White Plains, New York. During the thirty second prepared speech, the Lord succinctly noted, “Yes, I am still serious about all Ten Commandments.” With that, He left the press conference.
An Associated Press later caught up with God as he jogged through a local park. When asked to elaborate on his press conference He said, “I think maybe there’s been some confusion. I’m not sure exactly what the problem is. Maybe people don’t think some of the Commandments apply anymore, or maybe they don’t think they ever did?”
He was then asked if his comments came at this time directly in response to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. “Sure, that gave me the chance to really speak out, but this has been going on for a while now. I can’t tell you the stuff I see daily. I’m so tired of hearing Las Vegas being called Sodom when there’s so much a better choice in Washington.” After a moment, the Lord added, “I kind of like Vegas, especially when the guys with the white tigers were there.”