Much stink has been made about the Senator Hillary Clinton ad asking voters who they want answering the phone at 3 a.m. during an emergency. Clinton backers argue the ad cuts to the heart of the issue of Senator Barack Obama’s lack of experience, while Obama supporters claim it is fear mongering at its worst. God, for one, is annoyed that people’s first instinct is to call someone and not to pray.
Speaking with the Topeka Capital-Journal, the Lord stated, “It isn’t so much that I want people always turning to me. That’s why I don’t do the whole parting of seas bit anymore. Still, if there really is a national crisis, it might be nice for someone in the White House to think of asking me for help.”
God went on to state he holds no ill will toward either Democratic candidate. “Honestly, the past eight years I’ve had to change my number twice. Even when I did answer, it was always a one sided call.” He gave a thoughtful pause before adding, “Maybe not having someone calling all the time would be nice.”
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